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  • CATTYWAMPUS AND ENGLISH LANGUAGE THOUGHTS

    This does not purport to be a definitive essay on the English language.  It is simply an interim report on the current usage of the language as well as one reference to a word that has ancient connections. These days I am obliged to hold onto a sighted person leading me about.  This is not…

  • BAMBI AND THE SEASON OF THE RUT

    In the 13 years that Ezra’s Essays have appeared in print, the editor has manfully and cheerfully tackled such third-rail subjects as politics and religion.  But in that long period of time, there have been a dearth of essays on the subject of sex.  We are going to try to make up for that dearth…

  • BLOWING SMOKE RINGS

    Let me take you back perhaps 25 years when it seemed to me that almost everyone smoked cigarettes.  Cigarettes require fire at their tips.  The fire may be provided by a cigarette lighter, or by a kitchen match, and it can also be provided by matches contained in a small packet that fits precisely in…

  • ANOTHER NATION OF IMMIGRANTS

    If I were an observant Muslim, I would add the phrase “Blessed be His name” after saying something about Prophet Mohammed. But as most of you know, I am not an observant Muslim and I suspect the Muslims would regard me as nothing more than a pagan. But be that as it may, the point…

  • ASKING AND TELLING

    ­ I have no intention of misleading the readers of Ezra’s Essays into believing that this essay has anything to do with the current law that forbids members of the military services from disclosing their sexual preferences.  Quite to the contrary, this essay has to do with Miss Chicka, my wife, and with blindness.  Apparently…

  • AMERICAN MILITARY MUSIC

    In 1970, a book written by Robert Sherrill was published with the title, “Military Justice is to Justice as Military Music is to Music.” More than anything else, Robert Sherrill had few things complimentary about justice in the American military system. As a matter of fact, he excoriated what is called the justice system in…

  • ABIDING CONCLUSIONS

    The title to this essay is a very practical one. The “abiding” part has to do with some thoughts that have remained in my brain for the better part of 80 years. The “conclusion” part has to do with these statements which allow no room for debate. And, finally, you will be surprised to know…

  • A FEW WORDS ABOUT READING AND LISTENING

    For reasons unknown to me, I have been a voracious reader from the time Miss Brantley rescued me from the girls’ room.  I have told the story before but perhaps it bears repeating.  On my first day in school in the Forsythe School in Clayton, Missouri, I felt the need to relieve myself and walked…

  • PARADISE AND MARTYRS AND VIRGINS

    I realize that talking about religion is often considered a third rail in the public discourse in this country.  The following essay is a dispassionate view of the Muslim belief that martyrs, such as those blowing up dozens of their fellow citizens, both Muslims and Christians, will go directly to Paradise.  I am not an…

  • THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANGLO-SAXONS AGAIN REVISITED

    It goes without saying that your Uncle Ezra has no to investigate the subject of the language that Americans speak.  Yet while I lack the academic credentials, as a wordsmith from my essay writing I have an abiding interest in words.  In this case, there are four words that have fallen into disuse that I…