Category: December 2008

  • GOING HOME …. SYMBOLICALLY

    According to the Bible, Methuselah was a gentleman who lived 969 years. I know this for a fact because it is mentioned on five separate occasions in Genesis 5, in First Chronicles, and in Luke, Chapter 3 Verse 37. So there is no debate about Methuselah’s age. In 1935, George Gershwin wrote an opera called…

  • THE PAPAJOHN.COM BOWL GAME

    For intellectuals who have no desire to know about sports, perhaps I should explain that the title has to do with a post-season football game. I was baffled myself until I looked into this matter and found that Papa John was a pizza maker serving the tastes of the citizens of such states as Alabama.…

  • JELLY BEANS AND BLUE JEANS

    I first became acquainted with jelly beans more than 80 years ago from a grocer in Brentwood, Missouri who served our family. His name was John Gualdoni, who kept a store where all of the merchandise was stacked on counters behind clerks’ heads. As each item was purchased, it was put on a counter in…

  • GETTING CALIFORNIA STYLE PRIORITIES RIGHT

    Chuck Scarborough has been broadcasting the evening news on NBC in New York City for at least 12 or 15 years. During that time, his sidekick has been a spirited black woman named Sue Simmons. Scarborough’s demeanor comes off as something between sober and dour. When Christmas week arrived this year, Scarborough was to read…

  • EZRA’S CLEAVAGE

    The reference to cleavage in the title of this essay is mainly a snare and a delusion. The cleavage reference was used as a titillating device to persuade the reader to wrestle with the rest of the essay. I offer no apologies for the misleading title in that the cleavage reference and the titillation will…

  • “YOU AIN’T TORE YOUR BRITCHES YET” – BILL KNAPP, CIRCA 1950

    In the hills and bogs of this great country, there is a language spoken which is a derivative of the English language. That derivative is called “country speak.” If, for example, you follow the announcements of Richard Shelby, the U.S. Senator from Alabama, you will notice that he pronounces the word “can’t” as “caint.” This…

  • A CASE OF ELEMENTARY FAIRNESS

    In September of the current year, the Secretary of the Treasury came to believe that the American economy and its banking system were on the verge of complete failure. Secretary Paulson persuaded other members of the current administration and the Congress that indeed the sky was falling on the American economy. There are any number…

  • YOU KNOW OR IS IT YOU NO?

    I have always been interested in the patterns of speech used by my fellow Americans.  The election season of the past two years have been a bonanza of sorts.  During daylight hours, it has become the custom of cable programs to ask a speaker to kill a full hour whether he has anything to say…