Category: April 2010

  • SLEEPING WITH SYLVESTER

    Luncheons around this house consist primarily of foie gras and truffles. As I was consuming my sixth helping of truffles, news came over the radio and television that shocked me.  It seems that Larry King, the ace broadcaster on the CNN network who does wide-ranging interviews, is now being sued for divorce by either his…

  • INCIVILITY AND A FEW CASES OF CIVILITY

    As a general principle, when someone greets me, I not only return their greeting but may ask about how they are feeling as well.  When someone writes me a letter, I feel commanded to write a letter in return if that is what is required.  But as you can see from the title about incivility,…

  • “I’M GORGEOUS INSIDE” -Ellen Konik

    My wife comes from the fabulously wealthy town of Lycippus, Pennsylvania.  I believe that she owns a controlling interest in that town and the surrounding territories.  While I have known Miss Chicka for a number of years, she has never mentioned that she ever served in the American military.  Those of you who have served…

  • FOND MEMORIES OF WILL-YAM

    During this last week in March, the elder Carr daughter left her abode in Manhattan and came to see Judy and myself.  She was accompanied by the afore-said Will-Yam who is her son.  I know a good bit about Will-Yam in that I watched Maureen, better known as Blondie, progressing through all of the stages…